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You guys ever YOLO so hard your Hyundai gets repossessed?
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08-01-2015 07:43
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I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.
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07-31-2015 23:40 by
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The Detroit Lions have been getting killed for years and no one is protesting!!
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07-31-2015 17:59
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They used to be called "jumpolines" until you jumped on one... Susan
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07-31-2015 17:58
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My kitchen is actually nothing more than a fruit hospice
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07-31-2015 17:23 by
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Studies show that marijuana use is up in this room over 11 minutes ago.
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07-31-2015 13:15
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Oh sweetie, 19 year olds aren't "hot moms". Your just a teenager that got knocked up. Try again when you're 40.
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07-31-2015 13:14
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Violently cry singing Queen's Somebody To Love is my cardio.
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07-31-2015 12:53
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There are three sure signs of getting old. The first is loss of memory. I forget the other two. -
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07-31-2015 12:52
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Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical
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07-31-2015 12:52
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As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
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07-31-2015 12:46
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I want to die the same way I was born. Naked and inside of something Wet..
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07-31-2015 12:11
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"Sealed for your protection!" Should actually read, "Sealed to make your life difficult!"
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07-31-2015 12:07
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By law We should be allowed to run over one cyclist a month..
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07-31-2015 10:20
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Science Fun Fact: It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light or get higher than Snoop Dogg.
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07-31-2015 10:18
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Maury would be out of business had the polygraph never been invented.
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07-31-2015 09:35
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Asked my 4 if she'd like to take karate. She said she already does karate... *A smart person would have realized a demonstration was coming.
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07-31-2015 08:59 by
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Hi. I am the only Caucasian on the planet that doesn't care about Game of Thrones or how many Emmy nominations it has.
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07-31-2015 05:30 by
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I believe that society is ready for a return to dueling.
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07-31-2015 05:28 by
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By the 5th kid, you allow stuff like wearing swim goggles all day
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