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Leave the horse I rode in on out of this b*tch!
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06-13-2015 13:00
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A recycling firm in Silicon Valley is searching for a woman who dropped off a rare Apple-1 computer that fetched $200,000 at auction. They need the password so they can delete Bono's tracks from it.
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06-13-2015 12:40
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Netflix: The lazy man's answer to a movie date
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06-13-2015 12:28 by
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Come to think of it The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
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06-13-2015 10:15
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....officer plz don't shoot me. I'm white and won't make the news.
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06-13-2015 09:32
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I think Lebron misunderstood coach when he was told to share the ball more...
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06-13-2015 07:55 by
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Sometimes, I do the opposite of what my GPS tells me to do just to hear the the slight panic in it's robotic voice.
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06-13-2015 06:46 by
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[news anchor] "Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-" *wife changes channel*
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06-13-2015 01:53
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why don't they have a pill to make girls vag smaller
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06-12-2015 22:31
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I Love the taste of you first thing in the morning. Me *talking to my coffee
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06-12-2015 18:07
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[Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say?
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06-12-2015 18:02
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I go to the gym Because deep down we all know when the aliens come they are going to eat the fat ones first.
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06-12-2015 15:56
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Saw A Lady I have a crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stǿrås Innjørdën he opens a Főnstǝrviviǵ
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06-12-2015 15:49
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Day 3 in the desert: I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation..
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06-12-2015 15:38
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Stephanie from Facebook hasn't uploaded another selfie in the past 15 minutes. I hope shes ok!
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06-12-2015 14:42 by
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Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping.
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06-12-2015 10:16
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One of these days, I'm going to tell my girlfriend we're in a relationship.
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06-12-2015 10:12
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OK, who decided to call them iPhone Chargers and not Apple Juice?
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06-12-2015 10:06
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Lebron flashes his pen*s on live TV and all of the sudden all straight guys turn gay and are running to see it
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06-12-2015 09:52 by
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Not sure what's the bigger ball story of 2015. "Deflate Gate" or "Deflate Cait"?
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