love Funny Status Messages

   ahh young Love. Full of promise, full of hope. Ignorant of reality

   Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

   Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to see Him soon.

   STRESS:- The bodies natural physiological response to restraining oneself from strangling the living s#$t of someone who really deserves it. ahhhh gotta love my job!!! lol

   Dear Today, thank you for trying. I'm glad you're almost over. Love, X

   I love to eat Bran Flakes in the morning. I guess i'm just a regular girl.

   HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! May your day be filled with joy and love. Then tomorrow you can go back to hating each other's guts!

   Happy run out and spend money you don't have on things you wouldn't otherwise buy to prove you love someone who if they need things bought for them to prove you love them probably shows they don't truly love you anyway day!

   Happy Valentines Day baby, just to prove my love to you I am going to take you to Red Lobster today for lunch and let you get appetizers and shiattt

   ~ Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.~

   Love has its own time, its own season, its own reasons for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coax it into staying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you...

   How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down

   My ex-wife seems to think she is a female version of Nostradamus. Before the divorce she predicted that I was going to pay for it, that I would never find love again, and that my world as I know it was going to end... a year and half later I'm a belliever

   I love U, I love U, I love U. Don't get me wrong, I love other letters also.

   Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you

   All you need is love. And Valentines Day is the perfect time to buy lots of things to prove it.

   R.I.P PHIL HARRIS FROM DEADLIEST CATCH. WE LOVE WATCHING YOU

   "We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."

   Love may not make the world spin around but it certainly makes alot of people dizzy.

   ...I love a girl who loves another girl who loves me...this is a strange triangle, but it could be interesting...