trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump doesn't have time to denounce the #$%$ but does so instantly against a CEO that withdrawals from one of his committees. If you didn't know Trump was a white supremacist before, you do now.

   Everybody who hates Donald Trump is going to Hell. -Pope Francis

   hey when does special Ed classe begin this fall for you anti-trump bashers?

   You might be a trump supporter if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife.

   This planet is serious messed up. 407,000 Americans died fighting fascism in world war 2. Now Trump is disrespecting those heroes by letting Nazis match across America.

   For a person who loves having a lot of gold things. That trump would have a golden retriever.

   If Trump cannot deliver the goods for the Kremlin, Putin will have him replaced by someone who can.

   When Trump said he'd "Give every American a Job" I didn't realise there's was just one job & they'd all get a turn. #mooch

   That was quick. Mooch is down, and I only need one Jeff Sessions for Trump Bingo ! .

   I'll admit, if Trump eliminates the MS-13 gang, he will have gained my respect. Trump better not deliver a false promise!

   I wonder if John McCain is still a war hero in the eyes of Trump?

   If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?

   Trump: Making America "straight" again ?

   I feel like everytime a Trump employee quits or gets fired, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony and greed.

   How does a Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Hot.

   Pro-Trump Girl’s Hair Set On Fire By Anti-Trump Protester At Women’s March. Lib posterchild.

   If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!

   Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.

   When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.

   I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?