trump Funny Status Messages

   Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!

   Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump

   Ya! Trump says one thing will work when it comes to N. Korea. Bomb the deal out of them. I support that!

   Just a friendly reminder. Trump's fiscal year starts when?.... October.

   I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....

   I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex

   How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.

   Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?

   Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.

   A year ago, Facebook was great according to orange. Now it's anti-Trump. Make up your mind orange head.

   Trump is right! He has accomplished so much! Getting Mexico to pay for your wall, approving TrumpCare, and repealing ObamaCare! Congrats!

   NFL doctor's may have a new term for head concussions. The Trump syndrome.

   Roy Moore wins Alabama's Republican Senate primary, defeating Trump-backed candidate. Trump throws tantrum.

   Poor Hillary can't get a break. She was at a Chinese restaurant, and when she cracked open the fortune cookie, a ballot with Trump's name was in it.

   Trump only complained about the NFL only a few times but the news keeps playing it over and over so you think it's all he is talking about.

   I wonder if Trump does all his tweeting while taking a dump on the toilet.

   Trump invite the Russian national basketball team to the White House. Yeah, nothing's more American than a Russian team, lol

   Steph Curry is hesitant about going to the White House and Trump takes away his invitation. Tom Brady doesn't go to the White House and Trump doesn't say a word.

   Solution to the health insurance problem. Change the title from Obama care to trump care and trump will want to keep it.

   Mitch McConnell and donald trump: The new story book version of the tortoise and the hare.