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   messageicon I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your as% is wrapped around a tree.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. to all my ex's.. The funeral will be held at "Never Again Christian Church" On the corner of "I'm done Road" & "F*ck you Avenue"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "instagram are you okay?" "yeah i'm vine" "what was that" "i said i'm fine"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today will never understand the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument. All they can do is just poke at a screen.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day!'
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bi&ches Be Like Wake up *pic* Get dressed *pic* School Flow *pic* Bored *pic* With Bae *pic* No Filter *pic* Goodnight *pic* Goodnight *pic*
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish weekends went by like microwave minutes
←Rate | 06-09-2013 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mirror: “You look cute today”. Camera: “Lol, no”. Instagram filters: “I got chu”
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason my heart appears cold and black is because I have my real heart locked in an indestrucible black heart shaped box and cryogenically frozen to prevent further damage.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?… When Nickelodeon made sense.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:21 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you mess up a guy’s hair, he thinks it’s cute, but when you mess up a girl’s hair, just hope you’re wearing something bulletproof.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to murder someone: tell them you love them so much, and then go on to forget about their existence.
←Rate | 06-01-2013 05:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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