love Funny Status Messages

   Lets behonest.. Apart from "I love you" and "I miss you" which other jokes do you know? ??

   Cupid. That makes sense to me, because nothing fills me with love more than a fat baby firing arrows at my butt.

   I love Facebook like Angelina Jolie loves to fill out adoption papers

   The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl? Who doesn’t love a good overdog story?

   Love games although I hate scrabble, I hate scrabble so much I can't put it into words. Hate is a strong word... hated is stronger... worth more points.

   I will never have abs. Because I love eating keb abs

   I'll bet if two antennas fell in love, the wedding wouldn't be anything special, but the reception would be excellent.

   The Gym was so crowded today I had to skip my workout. Fortunately, the line at KFC was shorter than usual. Already in Love with New Year's resolution

   I love finding money in my clothes after wash…..its like a gift from me....to me

   I just Love the gym this time of year. The new members make me look like an endurance freak

   Life is about friends and family, nothing else matters. it all boils down to how you've impacted those in your circle. The sacrifices you make along the way will be your true legacy . LIVE, LOVE, LEARN.

   Gotta love Amazon wish lists, it's like saying "it's the thought that counts, so long as you only buy me exactly what I want.

   God is love, but Lucifer does that thing with his tongue.

   I love how coffee fixes everything. Tired? Drink some coffee. Headache? Drink coffee. Cold? Drink coffee. Someone makes your angry? Bust them in the head with a hot cup of coffee!

   This may be the wine talking, but I really, really, really, really love wine.

   "Santa, have you been working out? It sure shows. By the way, I love the new work flow plan you've established for the elves. Very efficient!" - Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer

   commercial: get one diamond for your best friend, and one for your true love me: why would my dog want a diamond

   I love how sharks swim around with their fins out like they want high fives, but then they're like, Screw you! ...and they eat your face off.

   The Gluttony scene from Se7en really isn’t torture if you love spaghetti and want to die.

   You will NEVER find the love of your life, if YOU ARE the love of your life.