friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday

   Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.

   GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday

   You can never rule out the possibility that someone in your life is dead and you've been getting Weekend-at-Bernie'ed.

   The only thing Martin Luther King ever did for me was get me a three day weekend.

   Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to the erotic aisle.

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...

   Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.

   To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.

   I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping

   Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.

   I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.