friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to the erotic aisle.

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...

   Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.

   To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.

   I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping

   Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.

   I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.

   I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store

   My Wife was reading the newspaper this morning and yelled "Honey, the sales add says the dealership will make it easy to get a new car for your spouse this weekend!"..... Me: "Actually that sounds like a pretty good trade."

   I just found out my mother-in-law is going to be staying with us for the Thanksgiving Weekend. Well, it looks like I have to clean out the hall closet again.....she is going to need somewhere to hang upside down and sleep

   Good luck to all the Hunters this weekend! I've had no luck hunting White Tale all year!

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.