Friday Funny Status Messages

   Anything with Friday in it can't be all bad. Now Monday the 13th, that's another story.

   From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".

   Fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia. Heck I'm just afraid of that word.

   Today is Friday the 13th..not so scary...Oh wait....here comes my ex- I change my statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Watching Friday 13th - a load of awful make-up, on brain-dead 'zombies'. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".

   Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...

   I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.

   I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday....... 

   everybody knows the real good friday is in two weeks 4/20

   Ah Friday...my second favorite "F" word!

   May you have a better Good Friday than Jesus had...

   We get MLK Day off but not Good Friday...Dying for a dream trumps dying for our sins!

   Happy Sorta Sucks to be the Savior Day...Because it is a farcry of a Good Friday fro him.

   Welp, my facebook wall is full of religion today (Good Friday). This makes me exempt from attending Mass later, right?!?! Pretty sure I've been preached to enough for a day.

   Roses are red violets are blue...it's Friday night and I'm sick of stating the obvious to you

   If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

   If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!

   There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday - Friday.

   I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....

   Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...