Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Single quotation marks are used to indicate a quotation within a quotation. That's not what you did. Jesus Christ you dumbf*cks make it easy for me.

   In fact, let's take it a step further. You only used one individual quotation mark the first time you used the word. Then the second time, you started with a proper quotation mark, but then didn't complete it with the second one.

   Ummm, "world's" not "world's. You forgot the second quotation mark. Nice attempt though.

   The 'world's', not the "worlds. I didn't include the possibility of other inhabited planets, although you and Koening would qualify. Back to remedial English class, you ignoramus.

   Weekend Update on SNL literally skinned M^G^ nutcases alive tonight. So good 😂

   This is getting boring. It's like beating up a butterfly with only one wing.

   The "worlds"? Wow. That's a lot of people. I believe there's over, 8 billion people on the planet now? HOW small is your world? I knew it. You live in a basement, and you never go outside. I F*CKING KNEW IT!!!! 😂 Aren't you tired of getting owned?

   It's a tie in the race for the world's biggest whackoffs between the Dum-o-Crat and GaryKoenig

   Suddenly, people who can't pay back their student loans are now experts on tariffs and the stock market.

   I'm arguing with a cretin who gets his information from Facebook posts

   HE USED CHAT GPT TO WORK OUT THE TARIFFS!!!! 🤣 Everyone knows now. How humiliating! LMFAO

   The reality is that F○x News has completely removed their live stocks ticker because the market is completely disintegrating and they're embarrassed, you uneducated dingbat 😂

   Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one.

   i like my men like I like my coffee. not that hot but still making me anxious

   The reality is that F○x News has rarely included a live stocks ticker.

   The coffee shop had a sign that said: “No WiFi, pretend it’s 1973!” So, I paid 10 cents for my coffee and lit a cigarette.

   For $100 I’ll come over and pretend I’m a Jehovah’s Witness, when you have unwanted company at your house.

   Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks

   I’m looking for someone to brush their teeth with me every morning. My dentist says brushing alone won’t prevent cavities.

   Welcome to your 60’s, you can no longer outrun Mall Security.