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Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn from this unfortunate accident?
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10-26-2015 15:19
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Nurse::::You unplugged your grandmothers life support ,, well excuse me lady but ..My phone had 1% life left..
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10-26-2015 14:02
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We know how annoying it is when skinny girls keep talking about how fat they are. Stop fishing for damn compliments
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10-26-2015 13:50
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Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information
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10-26-2015 11:07 by
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"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is not the advisable way to tell your child he was adopted.
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10-26-2015 09:54
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Monday's don't suck... Your life does
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10-26-2015 09:01
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Monday's aren't bad.. You just hate your job
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10-26-2015 09:01
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For all you people thinking about giving healthy Halloween treats, just stop now while you are ahead
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10-26-2015 07:15
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Glen died on walking dead tonight guys
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10-25-2015 23:26
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A verbal agreement is not worth the paper it's printed on.
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10-25-2015 20:03
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It took McDonald's 30 years to serve breakfast all day and now they won't shut up bragging about it...
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10-25-2015 19:50
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your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
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10-25-2015 17:32
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Are you butt dailing, cause I swear that a$$ is calling me
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10-25-2015 16:37 by
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Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator..
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10-25-2015 12:28
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Me as a doctor: Hey, I get paid whether you can maintain an erection or not buddy. Next!
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10-25-2015 12:16
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What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Mustang and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus
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10-25-2015 08:26
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I'll sleep when you're dead.
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10-25-2015 07:46
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I'm the irrelevance in the room.
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You know those people that put a basket on their bike for their dog to ride along? Same but for tequila bottles
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10-25-2015 07:44
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I bet if I flashed my hand grenade this guy would let me merge
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10-25-2015 07:40 by
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