fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.

   Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

   If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.

   Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em

   I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?

   -Thinking about the time I got head so good I drooled in her hair by mistake o.0

   What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.

   Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.

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   The Allstate guy doesn't count as a black friend.

   My car runs on gas.. Not friendship. So pay the f*ck up.

   Being a nobody and getting your head pumped up by a bunch of other nobodys does NOT make you a somebody. 0 + 0 is still 0...Just FYI...

   Every time I'm in line and someone is taking too long I look around and think "Is this where I wan't to start my mass murdering spree?"

   Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.

   In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.

   I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.

   Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.

   you know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”

   getting stoned and trying to load the dishwasher is like real life Tetris.

   that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first