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   messageicon I don’t care what people think of me… At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forgotten money found in jean pockets = the best.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bibles arent allowed in schools anymore but are encouraged in prisons. If kids were allowed to read it at school, they may not end up in pison.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 23:40 by BEGO Comments (4)  


   messageicon Girls: Save your games for family fun nights…..NOT Relationships!!
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 0 = The amount of care about your Candy Crush progress.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing the lawn. I figured he just have to mow aound me, I'm not moving.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If two people are happy together... you leave them the fu&k alone.
←Rate | 07-25-2013 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s almost August and I’ve accomplished nothing.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Netflix is like meth for people who hate doing things
←Rate | 07-23-2013 20:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China..
←Rate | 07-20-2013 23:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonalds is opening their first restaurant in Vietnam next year. McDonalds slogan "loving you long time"!!!
←Rate | 07-16-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Men and women have different ways of cleaning a toilet. Women use bleach and rinse twice.We man just pee on the poop stains as hard as we can..
←Rate | 07-16-2013 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 70% of Americans are on prescription drugs. If you find that number depressing, talk tou your doctor about Cymbalta.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever wants to kill anybody, should probably do so in Florida you will be free.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Mom I'm Pregnant" White Mom: "WE HAVE TO GET YOU ON 16 & PREGNANT!" Black Mom: " I Done Told Yo Fast Ass Sleepin Around , We Going To Maury"
←Rate | 07-11-2013 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my American friends 9/11 will never be forgotten. ... much like 7/11/95 to my countrymen in Bosnia...RiP to all 8.980 that lost their lives in Srebrenica massacer and may God be with their families
←Rate | 07-11-2013 21:03 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Scenes from "The Exorcist" could have been filmed in my car while I'm stuck in traffic.
←Rate | 07-11-2013 20:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Myspace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter: At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty hoes.
←Rate | 07-09-2013 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..
←Rate | 06-21-2013 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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