Friday Funny Status Messages

   Friday the 13th is such a bunch of crap..... hang on, going to go see what this guy in a hockey mask wants at the door.... it's not even hockey season, what an idiot.... brb

   ...the brain brings up the most beautiful thoughts while trying to sleep..."hey...when was the last time we discussed ghosts , haunted mansions and serial killers in hockey masks.."...Happy Friday 13th...

   It's Friday! Time to mute your conscience and party!

   Friday is my Second Favorite ''F'' Word!!!

   If its Friday night and she lifts up her skirt and her panties say Saturday. She is staying the night.

   Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday.

   I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?

   Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

   I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.

   If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right.

   Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.

   It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for 'em.

   ah, Friday! My second favorite "F" word!

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?

   It's Friday and I have the directions to Margaritaville!!

   Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

   ATTENTION !! Today has just been Upgraded to ... FRISKY FRIDAY !!! Thank you...