Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!
I know why blacks are always angry....you would be too if you had to go through life with a wad of pubic hair on top of your head.
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11-29-2015 12:00
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Kudos to all the GOP Presidential candidates for their 2 days of silence regarding the shooting victims
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11-29-2015 11:39
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Heavy D: Now that we found love, what are we gonna do with it? Scientist: Containment protocol, we can't have everybody catching feelings.
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11-29-2015 11:26
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On a scale of Bruno Mars to Wesley Snipes, how dark do you want your coffee?
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11-29-2015 11:25
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Cocaine so white, it quietly forms a single file line.
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11-29-2015 11:13
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White folks dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist.
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11-29-2015 10:47
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Don't take life laying down. That is, unless you're a prostitute. . .
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11-29-2015 10:12 by JAB
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English: even when they had guns, the still preferred to smash the sh1t out your face in a fair fight.
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11-29-2015 07:41
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Don't worry white folks; the rhythm is never going to get you. You're safe.
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11-29-2015 06:52
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I must have been involved in some filthy debauchery last night, because when I woke up the Jesus statue in my bedroom was facing the wall.
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11-29-2015 05:07 by Czovczov
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my science teacher said living things are made up of cells so why don't we call our lovers our "cell mates"?
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11-29-2015 04:08 by Eddy
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Let's have a ''Bring Your Gun'' on Black Friday and see the diffrence it makes.
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11-28-2015 23:11
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Religion and guns don't kill people, humans do. Get rid of both and you have solved 75% of the problem.
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11-28-2015 23:09
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Good guys with guns are all over the place. because they are to insecure to take matters into their own hands.
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11-28-2015 23:06
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campfire]And that's when he realized... HE FORGOT TO ENABLE WIFI AND WATCHED 5 SEASONS USING HIS DATA PLAN
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11-28-2015 21:40
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You sneeze, and a tiny book titled "A spiders guide to navigating the human brain" shoots out your nose....* You faintly hear a spider cussing.
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11-28-2015 21:34 by snotty
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"When terrorists parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosion noises?" No parents want their children to be terrorist.
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11-28-2015 20:59
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I finally stopped believing. Journey is going to be so pissed at me.
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11-28-2015 19:48
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Good guys with guns are all over the place. But you never hear about them because they are not breaking the law.
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11-28-2015 19:40
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