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   messageicon Facebook knows me better than anyone
←Rate | 05-04-2010 16:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.". Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.".
←Rate | 04-27-2010 20:56 by bego Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, you are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
←Rate | 04-21-2010 22:02 by bego Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
←Rate | 04-20-2010 21:16 by bego Comments (0)  




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