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The NFL has decided that the Washington Redskins do not have to travel to Dallas next weekend to play the Cowboys due to the fact that we already won the NFC east.
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12-27-2015 16:08
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I just found my old Boom Box. Anyone have 56 D-batteries I can borrow
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12-27-2015 13:09
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My signature move is to watch you leave with someone else and then tell my friends I wasn't interested in you anyway.
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12-27-2015 13:08
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I heard you have trust issues. That's nice. Get in the damn van.
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12-27-2015 13:04
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Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi.
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12-27-2015 12:01
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I'm a licensed insultant
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12-27-2015 10:42
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If you don't think size matters, I'm giving you the smallest coffee mug.
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12-27-2015 06:56
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"Not sold in stores, available online only" just means "if you ever saw this in person, you'd never buy it."
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12-27-2015 06:51
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Sure sex is great but have you ever stared at your phone all day?
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12-27-2015 06:51
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This pepper spray feels like no really meant no
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12-27-2015 06:47
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Nobody plans on being the weird kid. It just happens.
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12-27-2015 06:46
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At my age being called adorable feels a lot like a challenge.
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12-27-2015 06:46
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"Wrong hole" is a matter of opinion
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12-27-2015 06:46
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A home invasion but it's just you staggering in drunk at 4AM because you can't find your keys
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12-27-2015 06:40
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some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor
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12-27-2015 06:37
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If you say "Kanye" in the mirror three times, he appears, pushes you over and starts screaming his own name in the mirror.
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12-27-2015 06:32
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I wonder if Donald Trump's cell phone has comb-over minutes
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12-27-2015 06:31
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I couldn't help but notice everything wrong with you.
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12-27-2015 06:30
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I bet if cats could talk, they wouldn't.
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12-27-2015 06:29
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Has gone from eating pigs in blankets, to becoming a pig in a blanket ! 🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽
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