bego Funny Status Messages

   Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?

   I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

   The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart

   There's always a truth behind "JUST KIDDING", a little emotion behind "I DON'T CARE", a little pain behind "IT'S OKAY", a little "I NEED U" behind "LEAVE ME ALONE

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love from Facebook how long thats going to last.. like in relationship but its complicated WTF

   Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

   Since I'm now single, if I broke my hand could I put "it's complicated" as my relationship status?

   Regreting is only a waste of time. if something happened,accept that it happened and there is nothing that can be done to change it.just be happy that it is not yet the end of the world.

   I wish, with a passion, that I could find the strength to give you one more chance.

   Be who you are, not who others try to make you

   My status has a crush on someone.

   changed his profile picture. Now I look a little less ugly

   Facebook account for sale, Friends included

   thinks Facebook keeps trying REALLY hard to connect me with people I'm desperately trying to avoid.

   U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS

   Please Wait...My heart is now loading...20% completed.40% completed.80% completed.99.9% completed...Error! Error!..Something has interrupted the download. Please try again later.

   If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments..

   Everyone seems normal until you get to know them

   I SURVIVED Y2K, BIRD FLUE, SWINE FLU AND MAD COW DISEASE. 2012 BRING IT ON.

   We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police