BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB

   A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY

   Girls are superheros cause who else could bleed for 5 days and not die!?

   I wish my past could be my future

   Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)

   There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little knowledge behind every "I don't know", a little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "It's okay"!

   Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.

   Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..

   Dont buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...

   Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave

   You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.

   Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

   I Think there is in every girl's life a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.

   now currently accepting resumes for a Full and/or Part time girlfriend. All applicants may apply within. You will be contacted with a call back if you meet the appropriate requirements. Please send you # at FB mail. Thank you

   flipping channels and saw a girl I hooked up with about a year ago on the Maury show talking about she had only been with two guys and she was 100% he was the father of her baby. It was hilarious! I stopped laughing when Maury said you are not the father

   Why is it one you always wish for is out there somewhere...just waiting for the right time for you both to meet..and it will happen when you least expect it... :)

   Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.

   With all due of respect, I would love to be able to walk up to you and offer you a big, nice cup of shut the f*** up.

   True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

   Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired