love Funny Status Messages

   Thought it was true love, but you know women lie.

   Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile

   Were drunk! you dont have to know or like me to make passionate movie love to me!! Tomorrow we'll act like it never happend!

   Know what I love???? Free handguns and Hard liquor night at the ball park!!! Ton's of fun!

   RELATIONSHIP: A bond between two people; One person works to create/maintain love and fufillment while the other person waits for something better to come along....:(

   You know the incredible thing about hearts is their unbelievable capacity for forgiveness... You'd be amazed what people will overlook when they love someone...

   A priceless moment is when the person that you have fallen in love with, looks you right in the eyes to tell you that they have fallen in love with you...

   I'm not afraid of heights, swimming, or love... Just falling, drowning, and rejection...

   Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.

   I love piecing my night together one drunk text at a time.

   I love the way you laugh....mostly because your boobs jiggle when you do :)

   What did Curt Cobain say to Courtney Love before he died?... Holes gonna be big!

   I'd love to have sat in the marketing analysis meetings that gave us our early cartoons. "You know what America would love? A batsh*t crazy woodpecker, that's what! And a pig, a stuttering f*cking pig!"

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   I believe in love at first sight....which is exactly why I stopped looking homeless people in the eyes. Just cant risk it.

   I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.

   knows that my man really love me by asking him if he does while he's sleep talkin'. It works.

   meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over

   I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.

   I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.