love Funny Status Messages

   I love piecing my night together one drunk text at a time.

   I love the way you laugh....mostly because your boobs jiggle when you do :)

   What did Curt Cobain say to Courtney Love before he died?... Holes gonna be big!

   I'd love to have sat in the marketing analysis meetings that gave us our early cartoons. "You know what America would love? A batsh*t crazy woodpecker, that's what! And a pig, a stuttering f*cking pig!"

   Ok,,, I really like you Thursday, but it's Friday I truly love. It's not that I'm not happy when i'm with you, it's just that Friday does so much more for me!!!

   I believe in love at first sight....which is exactly why I stopped looking homeless people in the eyes. Just cant risk it.

   I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.

   knows that my man really love me by asking him if he does while he's sleep talkin'. It works.

   meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over

   I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.

   I don't know why people say something is better if you work for it. Personally, I love being handed awesome sh*t through no effort of my own.

   Love is a fire... But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

   The happiest sentence: "...but I love you". The saddest sentence: "I love you but..."

   Ahhhh...pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

   sometimes You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.

   My mom thinks LOL stands for "Lots Of Love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL"

   When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ...

   People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh*t to yourself.

   Those who say you only fall in love once must not have a FB, cause I see ALOT of PPL falling in love like every other week with a new person!! .. and if this offends you, maybe you need to take a look at your situation.

   Kindness is just love with its workboots on.