BEGO Funny Status Messages

   You're so fake, Barbie is jealous

   Some people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.

   Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.

   I saw a girl with "GUESS" on her shirt. I said "fake?". she slapped me!!

   A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)

   During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)

   In Cincinnati, a women gave birth to two 10-pound baby boys. The kids are named Strech and Mark.

   If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...

   A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)

   I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..

   tHInks pEOPle WHo TyPE LikE thiS aRe retARDed.

   Life has no damn remote....get up and change it yourself!

   If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"

   She came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she damn left & I was hurt!!... stupid mosquito!

   Why do girls run from the ones that make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry?

   Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children

   Why when you wanna break up you hear this "u will never find someone like me?" NO Serious do you think that I leave you For being with someone like u????!

   So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.

   Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.

   An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future ;)