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   messageicon Instead of telling everybody what color is your damn bra, put 2 bucks in the freaking can at the shopping center if you really want to help people with breast cancer, for Christ's sake!! Stop talking on facebook and give money!
←Rate | 10-05-2010 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poke me again, and I will stab you.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate mosquitoes!!! I mean, I know I'm delicious but damn...
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people should come with subtitles.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents say alcohol is your enemy, God says love your enemy.......
←Rate | 10-03-2010 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You failed me when I needed you the most... stupid cell phone!!
←Rate | 10-03-2010 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"
←Rate | 10-02-2010 23:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stay strong; the best things in life are worth fighting for.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do not be sad if people preferred another one on you .. It's hard to convince the monkey that strawberries sweeter than bananas
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:10 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon its better to lose a lover then to love a loser
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK Girls sorry to say this but Sometimes your knight in shining armor Guy is actually a dumb ass in aluminum foil.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't even spell.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love don't cost a thing." Except a lot of tears, a broken heart, and wasted years.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
←Rate | 09-17-2010 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i didn't really change.. I just got tired of pretending..
←Rate | 09-06-2010 23:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.
←Rate | 09-06-2010 23:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoping the hurricane washes up jersey shore!
←Rate | 09-01-2010 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything happens for a reason. It's just that it's always too late when we find out.
←Rate | 08-26-2010 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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