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I just heard that Prince just went to Chyna.
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04-21-2016 13:28
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Rest in Peace Prince
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04-21-2016 13:16
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The Queen has out lived the Prince
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04-21-2016 13:09
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The good news is they're putting a woman on the $20 dollar bill... The bad news is it will be worth only $14.
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04-21-2016 09:51 by
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The last time I had a decent sleep was for nine months when I was in my mom's womb.
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04-21-2016 08:16
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"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.
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04-21-2016 07:49
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Beginning to think my dog will never accept my leg 'just wants to be friends.'
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04-21-2016 07:40
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Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
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04-21-2016 07:15
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if you're a tailor and your shop's name isn't "Britches get stitches" then what's the point?
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04-21-2016 05:41 by
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I didn't know Harriet Tubman was a dead president?
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04-21-2016 00:57
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Always love April 21st as it's Random Drug Testing Day at work.
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04-20-2016 22:42
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Great green moon tonight for 420
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04-20-2016 21:31
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I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she has emphysema and is missing four fingers. Maybe she's a coal miner.
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04-20-2016 20:57 by
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Tubman to be on the $20, there is your reparations, now shut up.
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04-20-2016 18:41
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Nothing better than imagining "Tubman's" raining down on strippers cheeks.
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04-20-2016 14:55 by
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Man, reality is relentless.
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04-20-2016 11:15
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It's 4/20, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg!
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04-20-2016 10:51 by
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My neighbor stopped me while I was mowing to brag about his new mower, I said thats all good and well but I still have a bigger deck...
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04-20-2016 09:45
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Some @$$ hole licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward.
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04-20-2016 09:44
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When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? asking for a friend
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