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   messageicon … Everytime I see a mattress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls …
←Rate | 03-08-2011 19:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's going to be weird still checking Facebook when I'm 70.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 19:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” A southern fairytale begins “Y'all ain't gonna believe this s@%t…”
←Rate | 03-08-2011 01:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with “LOL”
←Rate | 03-07-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon X wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 20:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 18:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 18:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a stalker I'm just bad with goodbyes
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
←Rate | 02-01-2011 00:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 22:52 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles tomorrow morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop like some of you guys.
←Rate | 12-26-2010 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jealousy is an illness, get well soon!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 18:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are damn footprints on the moon.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon next time my name is in your mouth I hope you choke on it ass =)
←Rate | 11-03-2010 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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