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   messageicon Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 12:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does AT&T allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 15:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wives & girlfriends are temporary but ex-wives & ex-girlfriends last forever.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 14:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After the age of 35, people start losing 7,000 brain cells a day. That number is tripled if they have a Facebook account.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 12:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 12:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I demand a “That's what she said” button be added to Facebook
←Rate | 03-14-2011 13:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 18:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Life goal, make it to the bottom of my chapstick before  I lose it.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need an app on my phone to connect to the morons Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy.
←Rate | 03-12-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 12:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 11:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 11:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends
←Rate | 03-09-2011 11:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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