goodeolboy Funny Status Messages

   True friends stab you in the front!

   . "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

   It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.

   I guess it's time to go to the grocery store. A mouse hung himself in the fridge with a note saying "Sorry,can't live like this anymore".

   An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

   Forecast tonight: Dark

   Where do babies come from? Two teenagers and a six-pack