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Shoutout 2 all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn.
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02-27-2012 11:51 by
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I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
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02-24-2012 12:46 by
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Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life (‾(••)‾)
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02-23-2012 19:01 by
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Apparently, I can't say "Blak paint!" any more. I have to be PC and say, "Please paint that wall, Leroy."
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02-20-2012 15:24 by
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My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & sh@t like that is why I'm never sober.
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02-20-2012 12:23 by
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Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to "Take them to the Bee Room!"
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02-20-2012 12:06 by
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Three skiers kiled in an avalanche today... meanwhile in my living room me and my beer remain totally safe.
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02-19-2012 19:23 by
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I understand how people feel when they see their ex with someone else. I feel the SAME way when I see the pizza guy at somebody else house
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02-18-2012 19:39 by
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Young guys with beards are always secretly sad when you talk to them & don't compliment their beard.
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02-17-2012 00:40 by
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"It's complicated" is Facebook for "he's not hittin' it right."
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02-16-2012 18:40 by
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That moment of epic sadness when you shut down the computer and then you realize that you need it again.
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02-16-2012 16:13 by
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Last night my wife and I had a dinner party. About Halfway through it, I decided to walk the dog. My wife went mental and told me to grow up and stop doing tricks with my yoyo.
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02-16-2012 15:48 by
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I think I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my parents bedroom than hear one more second of Chris Brown tonight.
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02-13-2012 00:02 by
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Paul McCartney looks like my uncle Fred after a 12 pack.
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02-12-2012 23:59 by
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Who let Tony Bennett out of the nursing home?
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02-12-2012 22:38 by
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My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fu*king her sister.
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02-12-2012 20:08 by
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I could have lived forever without knowing grandpa had a 'dong down to his knees' but thanks for the visual grandma.
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02-12-2012 19:06 by
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I mean, we all grieve in our own ways. She chose to listen to The Bodyguard soundtrack all night. I chose $1,100 worth of lap dances.
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02-12-2012 11:41 by
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RIP to the millions of people who die every day and don't get recognized
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02-12-2012 01:32 by
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If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.
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02-11-2012 20:57 by
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