Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   a member of a LYNCH CLUB. Kind of like a LYNCH MOB but we're not like them.

   always reads the Terms of Service before clicking install just like everyone else... right?

   Anybody got a recepie for cicadas?

   I could pull it off but my liver is calling in sick in the morning

   headed to check my MYSPACE... (crickets chirping)

   ... Dude, turn it down before your windows fall out.

   WALL-MARTIANS... it's worth the trip

   you know when you lean back in your chair and almost fall over??? I feel like THAT all the time...

   going to hunt down the "Nationwide Is On Your Side" dude

   looking fo a site where I can find old as well as new friends and maybe see some pics of what they look like now. Any ideas?

   Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

   throws his hand up and pretends he's on a roller-coaster whenever the plane takes off.

   blocked you from reading this awesome Facebook status update. Please try back later.

   just woke from a 2.5 hour tryptophan-induced coma.

   wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.

   can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!

   can't remember the last time I LOL'ed let alone ROTF.

   About that pumpkin.. line the cut edges with cooking oil to keep that jack-o'-lantern fresh for a longer time.

   going downstairs to see what that noise was... powers out but BRB.

   Electricity off?... Check. Doors and windows unlocked?... Check. Knives, Chainsaws, Machettes sharpened?... Double Check!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN