Fazzy Funny Status Messages

   "I am the way, the truth and the lasagna." - Cheeses of Nazareth

   If a woman sends me a "Hey there, good lookin" message, you can be assured she sent it to five other guys too. Kidding. She sent it to me by mistake.

   I once dated a woman who punched me in the face ever time she'd climax. I freaked when I discovered she was faking them.

   Between diet soda, the Impossible Whopper and non-dairy creamer, our foods have become more fake than our online personas.