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   messageicon I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Username or Password Incorrect” You couldn't just tell me which one?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you only have one photo on you're Facebook you are either a spammer, or a loser, either way don't request me as a friend.
←Rate | 04-07-2011 12:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
←Rate | 04-06-2011 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling; If you can use either one, it's a miracle !
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 18:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend knows there's something wrong by the way you act but a best friend can tell through just a text message
←Rate | 04-05-2011 12:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 13:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 13:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, “Ladies first” it really means “Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks.”
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 15:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 12:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should change ” It's complicated ” to ” It's confusing & stressful. “
←Rate | 03-23-2011 12:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I'm Single ” doesn't mean ” I'm looking for somebody “, just thought you should know.
←Rate | 03-22-2011 17:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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