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Do you have to buy a gift if the baby is ugly?
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06-06-2016 01:47
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spilled my coffee and I felt a piece of my soul die.
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06-06-2016 01:37
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Tips on How to fall down the stairs.....Step 1, then Step 2... Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Finally the Floor
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06-06-2016 00:39 by
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"HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING THAT BRA" The friend replies. EVER SINCE MY WIFE FOUND IT IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
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06-06-2016 00:28 by
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I guess I won't be allowed to host any more baby showers. Who knew the baby shaped piñata wouldnt be a hit!
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06-05-2016 20:41 by
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You know how to pi$$ a liberal off. Make sense. . .
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06-05-2016 19:52 by
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I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
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06-05-2016 16:00 by
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Made eye contact with a stranger today. Turns out strangers don't like it when you touch their eyeballs.
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06-05-2016 15:59 by
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Are you tired of wal-mart rushing our holiday's? I can't believe it, They already have birthday cards out and it's still months away from my birthday!!!!
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06-05-2016 08:50 by
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Damn, two gorillas in one week...
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06-05-2016 03:21
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"With great b( . )( . )bs come great responsibility". JFK I think
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06-05-2016 01:26
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I may lose friends. But.. People who want to BE politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .
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06-05-2016 01:26 by
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I may lose friends. But.. People who want to politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .
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06-05-2016 01:18 by
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I want to push all your buttons. Starting with mute.
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06-04-2016 23:00
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Hope my Facebook friends like my staycation photos! -Me in a chair. -Me on the couch. -Different chair. -Sitting on the bed. -Couch again.
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06-04-2016 22:59
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Attended a surprise party at work this afternoon. Fred was really surprised he was retiring.
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06-04-2016 22:58
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My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end.
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06-04-2016 22:57
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My diet this week consisted of 6 cheat days.....
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06-04-2016 22:56
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If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
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06-04-2016 22:55
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Hallmark has birthday cards out already, and it's not anywhere near my birthday.
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06-04-2016 22:54
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