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I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.
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04-14-2011 22:35 by BEGO
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Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.
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04-14-2011 22:29 by BEGO
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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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04-13-2011 23:02 by BEGO
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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
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04-13-2011 22:51 by BEGO
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*sends text message* *gets a reply 45min later* "Oh so it's like that? Ok, then I'm gonna take twice as long to text back!"
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04-13-2011 22:27 by BEGO
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Lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.
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04-13-2011 22:18 by BEGO
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God puts people in my life for a reason... & removes them from my life for a better reason.
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04-13-2011 22:06 by BEGO
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Facebook should change the "Friends" section to "Friends & People I've Only Made Eye Contact With".
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04-13-2011 21:56 by BEGO
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
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04-13-2011 21:54 by BEGO
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake, but lately that fat kid has been on a diet.
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04-13-2011 21:50 by BEGO
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Old is when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can't do both!”
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04-13-2011 21:38 by BEGO
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
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04-13-2011 21:37 by BEGO
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There's always that one person who makes you wanna raise your middle finger every time they speak to you
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04-13-2011 21:35 by BEGO
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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04-12-2011 23:52 by BEGO
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I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
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04-12-2011 23:29 by BEGO
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❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Dont care anymore
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04-12-2011 23:22 by BEGO
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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
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04-12-2011 23:08 by BEGO
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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04-12-2011 23:06 by BEGO
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I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will. But I do regret our relationship. It destroyed our friendship!
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04-12-2011 22:56 by BEGO
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I just took the garbage out. In 3D
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04-12-2011 22:31 by BEGO
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