love Funny Status Messages

   A Valentine's Day tanning bed trip.  Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "I wish you were different."  Way to go Don Juan.

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?

   thinks that when it comes to Valentine's Day or any day for that matter, the greatest expression of love ever demonstrated was when Jesus gave his life on the cross for me.

   wonders if cupid has a job opening??? I would love to shoot people in the a** and get away with it!!!

   wondering if cupid has a job opening??? I would LOVE to shoot people in the Ass and get away with it!!!!

   If you really need to set aside one day a year to show your "love" then obviously that person doesn't mean much to you

   Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD

   V-day trick: Put a "I belong to (your name)" keychain in a ring box from Kay's and give it to your girlfriend. She will love it!

   Do you think it's OK to cross out the word LOVE on a Valentines card and replace it with "WANNA F&@K"?

   I would love to see everything, anyone has ever written to me, but backspaced before sending.

   "I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."

   When you love someone you check and recheck and then check again to make sure it's them you're sending a text to.

   Be Yourself, Because you never know who would love the person you hide

   Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.

   I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready".

   I love eating at Subway. It's the only place I get to say "I'd like a 12 inch Italian" without being judged.

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

   Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.

   Bought jelly, peanut butter and bread. Made a PBJ sandwich. I love it when a plans comes together.