love Funny Status Messages

   V-day trick: Put a "I belong to (your name)" keychain in a ring box from Kay's and give it to your girlfriend. She will love it!

   Do you think it's OK to cross out the word LOVE on a Valentines card and replace it with "WANNA F&@K"?

   I would love to see everything, anyone has ever written to me, but backspaced before sending.

   "I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."

   When you love someone you check and recheck and then check again to make sure it's them you're sending a text to.

   Be Yourself, Because you never know who would love the person you hide

   Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.

   I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready".

   I love eating at Subway. It's the only place I get to say "I'd like a 12 inch Italian" without being judged.

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

   Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.

   Bought jelly, peanut butter and bread. Made a PBJ sandwich. I love it when a plans comes together.

   thinking maybe Doritos can bring back my love life like it did for Grandpa...

   Going to Mexico next month and my buddies suggested I take my lady to a donkey show. Cool! We both love those Shrek movies. Thanks for the suggestion guys!

   Its snowing again! Oh don't worry I will be posting fresh photos soon because I know you all love that!

   I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

   Okay........So on a scale from one to Courtney Love how drunk are you right now????

   why only VALENTINES DAY for the 1 you love the most..why it can't be 24/7, 365 days a year !!

   Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.