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I haven't dated since the 1990's, do people still use the pickup line "Wassssssupp?"
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06-18-2016 03:08
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I always wonder if the KKK pay double time for working on MLK Day or do they just get a new set of sheets with a higher thread count?
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06-18-2016 03:05
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Your body is not a wonderland. It is a city park, at best.
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06-18-2016 03:03
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Before the internet, no one had successful spelled the word "hemorrhoids".
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06-18-2016 03:01
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Your "Restroom For Customer Only" sign means nothing without a lock.
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06-18-2016 02:52
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It's cool that both Twitter and Games of Thrones are all about 140 characters.
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06-18-2016 02:48
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Disney will install warning signs to prevent future alligator attacks but sadly most alligators are illiterate.
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06-18-2016 02:44
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Until this recent Facebook trend I would have never guessed how many people were behind me in line with a gun under their shirt..
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06-18-2016 00:23
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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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06-17-2016 23:08
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Children fill a void in your life that you never knew existed. And promptly destroy everything else.
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06-17-2016 17:49 by
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There is a new singing comedian sex offender ... His name is Bing Cosby
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06-17-2016 17:14
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If your dog loves hanging his head out the window of the car as you are driving but growls when you blow in his face, you need a breath mint.
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06-17-2016 16:56
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Screw Finding Dory... Let's find Clintons deleted emails!
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06-17-2016 16:44
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Personally, I think Disney World is taking it's Animal Kingdom experience to far.
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06-17-2016 16:29 by
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I feel safer knowing the Democrats are trying to make a watch list for people on watch lists..
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06-17-2016 16:14
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I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why oh why do I have so many luftballons?!?!
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06-17-2016 15:05
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Never seen a pair of high heels hanging over a telephone wire. Always sneakers. Someone get on that.
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06-17-2016 15:02
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The vending machine gave me an extra bag of Skittles today, hope my Dad loves his Father's Day gift.
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06-17-2016 15:00
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Breaking News -- Family Guy's Quagmire loosely based on a young Bill Crosby.
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06-17-2016 14:56
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If you're happy and you know it, please keep your mouth shut as no one wants to hear from a Trump supporter.
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