Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I didn't know Harriet Tubman was a dead president?
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04-21-2016 00:57
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Always love April 21st as it's Random Drug Testing Day at work.
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04-20-2016 22:42
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Great green moon tonight for 420
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04-20-2016 21:31
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I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she has emphysema and is missing four fingers. Maybe she's a coal miner.
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04-20-2016 20:57 by Snotty
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Tubman to be on the $20, there is your reparations, now shut up.
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04-20-2016 18:41
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Nothing better than imagining "Tubman's" raining down on strippers cheeks.
Man, reality is relentless.
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04-20-2016 11:15
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It's 4/20, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg!
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04-20-2016 10:51 by HotTea
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My neighbor stopped me while I was mowing to brag about his new mower, I said thats all good and well but I still have a bigger deck...
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04-20-2016 09:45
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Some @$$ hole licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward.
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04-20-2016 09:44
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When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? asking for a friend
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04-20-2016 09:38
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If Hillary wins the POTUS, we'll all know what it's like to have a yeast infection because we will be dealing with an irritating c@%t every day.
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04-20-2016 08:03
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It's 420 eve, remember to leave out milk and cookies for snoop dogg.
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04-19-2016 23:41
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WOW,,,, my nana REALLY can't take a punch anymore
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04-19-2016 21:27 by Snotty
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Little Known Fact: The Golden Girls was originally titled Depends on Friends
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04-19-2016 20:58 by Snotty
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Cruz chooses Billy Graham as VP, even though he might not be alive.
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04-19-2016 20:48
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Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."
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04-19-2016 18:01
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If your parachute doesn't deploy don't worry, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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04-19-2016 14:50
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
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04-19-2016 12:45
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Happy Stoners Eve
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04-19-2016 03:06
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