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   messageicon Shocked by the 16% approval rating of congress held by Americans in June 2016. That can't be right. Who are these psychos in the 16 percent?
←Rate | 07-02-2016 07:29 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY, To EVERYBODY celebrating Independence Day, None of us want independence, We just want to be taken care of!!! .... We are .... The Baby Nation!!!! ..... Join Us!!! .... BTW .... We are also known as the Democrats.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 02:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Heck .... If we return EVERYTHING to it's original State ..... Then NOTHING .... Shall ever Improve" ......( future man )
←Rate | 07-02-2016 02:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys with no beard must also help with breastfeeding the baby.
←Rate | 07-02-2016 01:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do our elected officials even know what their Job Description is? I'm pretty sure it doesn't include ignoring and trashing the Constitution!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 22:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all of the Canadians celebrating Canada Day in America this weekend ..... Your Welcome.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 22:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pentagon now allows Transgenders to serve in the military and get free sex changes ..... Heck .... Apparently you really can be All you can be!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:36 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hit my head on a flag pole ... now I'm seeing Stars and Stripes ....
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make America a Constitutional Republic Again.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Public Service Announcement: If you plan on using Illegal Fireworks this July 4th weekend .... Please remember to remove their Sombreros first.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Make America Native Again!"
←Rate | 07-01-2016 17:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wondering if Trump's "Make America Great Again" caps will be even more patriotic this Fourth of July.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our cat doesn't like fireworks so we just let her hold sparklers every Independence Day.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom or gunshots....
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was younger, I thought July 4th was celebrated because of the film Independence Day....I was so wrong.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China this weekend.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:23 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just a friendly reminder for Canada Day and Independence Day, fireworks look way more amazing when you're not constantly checking your iPhone.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Canada day!!!!! 🇨🇦cheers to living in the best country in the world!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 15:59 Comments (0)  




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