Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I really don't think it's right to support hate, violence and murder just because it suits your agenda.

   The FBI keeps insisting that the greatest threat to America is "Right Wing Extremist Groups." In the mean time people & cops are being murdered across the nation by anything other than that. Beginning to think the biggest threat is those FBI warnings.

   About a year ago I told my friend there’s plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod.

   It’s bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting.

   I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::…:::::

   Judging by my news feed this week, people are outraged by the amount of recent killings AND trespassing on personal property from Pokémon GO players. Stop the madness, people!

   The wife was bragging about being a multi-tasker last night, I said " O yeah, why can’t you have a headache and sex at the same time?”......

   I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I’m worried that I’ve got testicular cancer.

   The worst thing about spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is having absolutely no idea who’s child it is.

   Saw a sign in the bus station today, it said ‘One bus takes 35 cars off the road’ personally I think it depends how aggressive the driver is…

   PUBLIC ANNOUNCMENT: There are no Pokemon in my home. If you burst through my door looking for one you will be greeted by a 17 year old cat and my 12-Gauge shotgun. Thank you for your cooperation.

   Please leave these cops alone. Killing humans is addictive af, especially when you are protected by the law.

   You have 20 pics of only your face, you must be so fat

   If only there were some way to be outraged by BOTH the brutal murders of brave cops AND the brutal murders of innocent citizens

   I am neither analytically or emotionally intelligent enough to process the last 3 days so I'm just going to stand in a dark room and frown.

   If we had a black president none of this kind of stuff would be happening.

   All Lives including Blue Lives Matter

   Back in my day we had Presidential Candidates that acually believed in the Constitution. Nowadays they can't even spell the freakin' word.

   Well .... Apparently a few Community Organizers got a bit out of hand in Dallas .....

   America is no longer a nation that believes in the "Rule of Law" ..... We have now descended into a nation of "Mob Justice" .... God help us all ...