BEGO Funny Status Messages

   In his last act of terrorism, Osama Bin Laden is blowing up my facebook newsfeed.

   Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.

   [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me

   The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.

   Fact: If you sneak away to fart loudly in private and get caught by some innocent person walking by, you have to now hate that person.

   Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.

   I've got five fingers. the middle is yours.

   Be careful in who you choose... and careful what you fall for.

   Look down at your chest, a little to the left OK - that's where i'll always rest.

   God Created the Universe,everything else is 'Made In China'

   You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB

   When I got Internet, I started watching T.V. less and less.

   Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.Sincerely, The Titanic

   Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind

   Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985

   Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying.Sincerely, Google.

   I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

   Monday is the strongest day of all the weekdays, even though it is cursed by every other person in this world, it still exists

   Some guys think all they have to do is try hard to get a girl, but what they don't know is the most important part is keeping her

   I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too.