Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Ok, This ridiculous Pokémon craze is getting out of control, but if you ladies insist on playing, I have a giant Pokémon in my pants. His name is Squirtle...

   Humans are strange. We have all the answers to our own problems. If only someone else would do it.

   Has it occurred to ANYONE that if you can organize that many people to protest, you can organize that many people to clean up you community and get rid of the criminal element causing the problem? Where's that rally?

   Just found out about the Pokémon Go app today and downloaded it. No disrespect intended BUT....I find enough shizzle on my own without blindly following this app that led me into dog poo in my neighbors front yard.

   Turns out doing and saying not very well thought out things is actually a very dumb stupid idiotic thing to do ..... Just ask my wife ..... Well .... Ex-Wife now.

   Just so we dont have black kids running around the neighborhood looking suspicous -It's "Pokemon Yo". Keeps all your searches confined to your welfare housing project.

   Two Jihadists have been located: Hous Bin Farteen and M'Balls iz Hari

   Has it occurred to ANYONE that if you can organize that many people to protest, you can organize that many people to help build businesses, clean up your streets? Where's that rally?

   Pokemon GO has done more for child obesity in the last 24 hours than Michelle Obama has in the past 8 years.

   You seem like someone desperate enough to LIKE your own FB posts.

   Being a police officer is an occupation, a choice. It comes with a salary and benefits just like any other jobs. AllJobsMatter

   Don't you wish they would invent a Clap-on Clap-off device for some peoples mouths? Well .... Until then I guess the usual "Apply Fist to Face" routine will have to do.

   I made this huge To-Do list for today. Guess my next job is gonna be who is gonna do all this stuff.

   Very impressed with the quick action and massive protests by Black Lives Matter in Chicago this weekend protesting the death of 15 young Blacks so far in July. HAHA ... Just kidding .... They don't really care about black deaths in Chicago.

   You win some You lose some You set some on fire.

   Mexico's president says that there is "no way" his country would ever pay for a wall between it and the United States. We are now waiting for Donald Trump's stupid response to this....

   Before you are kind to strangers you must be just.

   Just found out other countries like bahamas, Africa and Russia are issue warnings not to travel to the US if you're a black person. When is Syria going to issue there warning?

   I once thought I would become a vegetarian because of how much I loved farm animals, then I realized how much I loved farm animals and there is no way I would become a vegetarian.

   ... Hey ..... My kid didn't have Child Safety Seats when growing up ... And look how well he turned out!!! He invented the Child Safety Seat and is now worth $187 Million ..... #SmartLivesMatter