Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Melania has responded: "These accusations of plagiarism are not only hurtful to me, but are hurtful to my children Sasha and Malia"

   Hey, you guys remember when the GOP Congress refused to increase funding for worldwide Embassy Security? Probably not.

   I bet Melania regrets asking Brian Williams for help writing her speech.

   Crooked Melania: So which is better, admitting she lied about writing the speech, or admitting she plagiarized?

   Don't be so hard on Melania. It's not like that high school dropout who got by on her looks and married rich ever took shortcuts in life.

   Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.

   "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

   "I cant wait for your tell all book hillary" - OJ

   I can't wait for her I have a dream speech in November! -hillary

   I just discovered today that with the help of Google, I can be a speech writer! How cool is that?

   Black Wives Fatter

   .... HECK ... You know there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this country when people are much more concerned with a few repeated words from a possible First Lady... than ..... 30,000 Deleted Classified Emails from a Major Presidential Candidate!!!

   Let someone else come in my yard looking for a Pokemon, the only thing you are going to catch are "these hands"

   "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump

   I'm still on the fence about who to vote for in November ... One candidate is a Successful Business man Married to an Immigrant and the other is a Failed Lawyer Former Secretary of State married to a Philandering Disbarred Lawyer Impeached Ex President.

   Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.

   We need to have a WORKemon GO Game ... Where people get out and walk around looking for a JOB.

   eports now surfacing that there was a brief conflict between Charles and Donald about who is in charge.

   even the digital Pokemon in my office can tell that the speech was plagiarized.

   "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump