Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Don't be so hard on Melania. It's not like that high school dropout who got by on her looks and married rich ever took shortcuts in life.
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07-19-2016 19:28
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Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.
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07-19-2016 19:26
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"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
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07-19-2016 19:17
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"I cant wait for your tell all book hillary" - OJ
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07-19-2016 18:51
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I can't wait for her I have a dream speech in November! -hillary
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07-19-2016 18:50
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I just discovered today that with the help of Google, I can be a speech writer! How cool is that?
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07-19-2016 18:39
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Black Wives Fatter
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07-19-2016 17:50
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.... HECK ... You know there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this country when people are much more concerned with a few repeated words from a possible First Lady... than ..... 30,000 Deleted Classified Emails from a Major Presidential Candidate!!!
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07-19-2016 17:05
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Let someone else come in my yard looking for a Pokemon, the only thing you are going to catch are "these hands"
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07-19-2016 17:01 by NW
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"Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump
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07-19-2016 16:58 by NW
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I'm still on the fence about who to vote for in November ... One candidate is a Successful Business man Married to an Immigrant and the other is a Failed Lawyer Former Secretary of State married to a Philandering Disbarred Lawyer Impeached Ex President.
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07-19-2016 15:05
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Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.
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07-19-2016 15:01
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We need to have a WORKemon GO Game ... Where people get out and walk around looking for a JOB.
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07-19-2016 14:55
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eports now surfacing that there was a brief conflict between Charles and Donald about who is in charge.
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07-19-2016 14:04 by HotTea
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even the digital Pokemon in my office can tell that the speech was plagiarized.
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07-19-2016 13:21
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"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump
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07-19-2016 13:01
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There was this woman who always juxtaposed the letters in LMAO whenever I told a joke. She'd put LAMO. I tired to correct her. She said, "No, your jokes are lame."
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07-19-2016 12:34
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Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando in your life.
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07-19-2016 12:17
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250,000 Union Soldiers died to end slavery in the United States ..... They were the first and genuine Black Lives Matter movement.
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07-19-2016 11:30
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Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.
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07-19-2016 11:26
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