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   messageicon Don't be so hard on Melania. It's not like that high school dropout who got by on her looks and married rich ever took shortcuts in life.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 19:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump gave the RNC the Germanic accent it needed for complete 1933 authenticity.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 19:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
←Rate | 07-19-2016 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I cant wait for your tell all book hillary" - OJ
←Rate | 07-19-2016 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for her I have a dream speech in November! -hillary
←Rate | 07-19-2016 18:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just discovered today that with the help of Google, I can be a speech writer! How cool is that?
←Rate | 07-19-2016 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Wives Fatter
←Rate | 07-19-2016 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... HECK ... You know there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this country when people are much more concerned with a few repeated words from a possible First Lady... than ..... 30,000 Deleted Classified Emails from a Major Presidential Candidate!!!
←Rate | 07-19-2016 17:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let someone else come in my yard looking for a Pokemon, the only thing you are going to catch are "these hands"
←Rate | 07-19-2016 17:01 by NW Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Winter is Coming" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 16:58 by NW Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still on the fence about who to vote for in November ... One candidate is a Successful Business man Married to an Immigrant and the other is a Failed Lawyer Former Secretary of State married to a Philandering Disbarred Lawyer Impeached Ex President.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 15:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 15:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need to have a WORKemon GO Game ... Where people get out and walk around looking for a JOB.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 14:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eports now surfacing that there was a brief conflict between Charles and Donald about who is in charge.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 14:04 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon even the digital Pokemon in my office can tell that the speech was plagiarized.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 13:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 13:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There was this woman who always juxtaposed the letters in LMAO whenever I told a joke. She'd put LAMO. I tired to correct her. She said, "No, your jokes are lame."
←Rate | 07-19-2016 12:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando in your life.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 12:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 250,000 Union Soldiers died to end slavery in the United States ..... They were the first and genuine Black Lives Matter movement.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 11:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 11:26 Comments (0)  




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