Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Scott Baio speaks at the GOP convention on Monday and the creator of Happy Days dies on Tuesday. Coincidence? I think not.

   The worst part about trying to kill a fly in your house is when it starts to mock you.

   Why is Columbia the only school capable of producing Ghostbusters?

   My girlfriend asked me when I last had s ex with someone that wasn't her. I said.... "back in '06". It sounds much better than "June"

   blame the a hole running t his platform for allowing this political bs to fly.

   If I was a ghost, I'd write "Happy Birthday" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday.

   Maybe the Pokemon Go players with jobs should drop some "lures" near the local unemployment offices and "temp" agencies! If they can put so much energy into looking for an imaginary animal maybe they can put some energy into finding a job!

   My dog acts pretty tough for someone who's afraid of cotton balls

   I don't like saying goodbye, so I'll just Say Stormtrooper, That way you know I'll always miss you .

   everyone is talking about Melania. Nobody even remembers that part of the Convention. Well played Melania.

   Who really cares if Melania plagiarized .... She is not even running for office! But that other lady in a pantsuit who exposed and compromised US National Security, Deleted CLASSIFIED emails and investigated by the FBI .... IS running for President.

   So what if Melania plagiarized? It's not like she exposed National Security, deleted classified emails and was investigated by the FBI.

   Awe c'mon folks .... No matter what you have to say about the big plagiarism scandal ...... You do have to admit that Melania definitely said it better!!

   .... Isn't it curious that the main stream media has now already spent more time investigating and covering Melania Trump's "Plagiarism" than they have investigating and covering Hillary Clinton's entire "Email Scandal!!!!"

   “When cops come to save your life, they don’t ask if you are black or white, they just come to save you!” -------- Rudy Giuliani

   I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. - Melania Trump

   "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?" ------------ Melania Trump's testimony at the Benghazi Hearings on May 8, 2013

   "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" ---- Melania Trump

   Of course Melania's speech sucked, Michelle wrote it......

   I have an electric stove, but I prefer acoustic. The proceeding random thought was for all my musician friends........