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I wish I was cool enough to post pictures of my food on Facebook
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06-15-2016 09:26 by
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I would say "I hope your well", but that would be a lie
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06-15-2016 09:26 by
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Juice Cleanse Update: I just ate my cat.
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06-15-2016 03:35
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it normal to be out of breath when eating a Burrito Supreme?
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06-15-2016 03:34
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What happens in the woods stays in the woods, so always keeps a shovel handy.
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06-15-2016 03:33
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Like any great man Tony Danza never said who the boss actually was. He left it up to the viewer to decide.
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06-15-2016 03:30
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In a hotel with thin walls and heard a girl in the next room say "It's better without protection". She must've fired her body guard or something...
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06-15-2016 03:27
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I picture Trump as president constantly logging into the White House twitter account and retweeting all the tweets from his account.
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06-15-2016 03:25
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You blast George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" from your car in front of a local Sorority House that one time and suddenly you're "that guy".
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06-15-2016 03:23
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Not to brag or anything but once in 2005 for about three months I was the top friend for three different people on MySpace.
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06-15-2016 03:18
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Just bought Gawker for a roll of breath mints and two old copies of National Enquirer.
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06-15-2016 03:16
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Applied at UPS to be a delivery person. I told them I'm used to driving around in a car with no doors.
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06-15-2016 03:15
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Vaseline or Neosporin? I need to make a rash decision.
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06-15-2016 03:12
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I wanna complain but I want it to sound hilarious
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06-15-2016 02:00
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The problem with this generation boils down to the fact that their cartoons suck. And just knowing this is half the battle of Grayskull.
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06-15-2016 01:12
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This baby monitor doesn't have a snooze button...
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06-15-2016 00:11
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Some 28,000 Terrorist Attacks Worldwide since 9/11 And somehow it's all because we don't have enough gun control in the US!
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06-14-2016 19:44
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I swear, If haters saw me walk on water they would yell out that it was because I didn't know how to swim.
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06-14-2016 19:40
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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06-14-2016 19:02 by
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Really worried about how much I'm going to get hit on at the pool this summer now that plus-size is considered sexy.
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06-14-2016 18:09
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