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There is a new singing comedian sex offender ... His name is Bing Cosby
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06-17-2016 17:14
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If your dog loves hanging his head out the window of the car as you are driving but growls when you blow in his face, you need a breath mint.
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06-17-2016 16:56
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Screw Finding Dory... Let's find Clintons deleted emails!
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06-17-2016 16:44
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Personally, I think Disney World is taking it's Animal Kingdom experience to far.
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06-17-2016 16:29 by
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I feel safer knowing the Democrats are trying to make a watch list for people on watch lists..
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06-17-2016 16:14
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I've got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons. Why oh why do I have so many luftballons?!?!
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06-17-2016 15:05
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Never seen a pair of high heels hanging over a telephone wire. Always sneakers. Someone get on that.
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06-17-2016 15:02
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The vending machine gave me an extra bag of Skittles today, hope my Dad loves his Father's Day gift.
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06-17-2016 15:00
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Breaking News -- Family Guy's Quagmire loosely based on a young Bill Crosby.
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06-17-2016 14:56
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If you're happy and you know it, please keep your mouth shut as no one wants to hear from a Trump supporter.
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06-17-2016 14:54
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French toast is just toast that's surrendered.
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06-17-2016 14:50
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I can't run from my problems because I am out of shape.
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06-17-2016 14:49
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Reports say men who post selfies show pyschopathic tendencies. While women who post selfies just wanted to show everyone their "duck face".
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06-17-2016 14:48
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...... "Barack INSANE Obama" .... Truth in advertising.
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06-17-2016 14:48
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No one ever questions how Mayor McCheese managed to keep his job while the citizens of his town were being eaten.
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06-17-2016 14:46
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Former 3rd world countries are perfect for hipsters. So many abandoned buildings to turn into cafes.
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06-17-2016 14:43
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A girl asked me if I wanted to go back to her place last night. She then proceeded to tell me she lived in a van with four roommates. That's New York City for yah!!!
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06-17-2016 14:41
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A more fitting name for Target would be "How The Heck Did I Spend $233.44?!?!"
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06-17-2016 14:39
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Most historians agree that Marie Antoinette's first menstrual cycle was one of the greatest periods in history.
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06-17-2016 14:37
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A lot of people do not realize thats the actor who played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
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