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The 'man bun'.....A hair raising trend.
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06-18-2016 06:31
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Interesting idea, Ice Cube should change his name to Soft Drink.
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06-18-2016 03:46
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Frito Lay should roll out a new cinnamon sugar version of Cheetos called Sweetos, they will also help you acquire Diabetos.
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06-18-2016 03:45
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When you're feeding pigeons, you're really feeding doves from Hell.
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06-18-2016 03:41
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The last time I had sex was when Tom Selleck was in a good movie.
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06-18-2016 03:39
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Rich People's Problems: Not remembering the names of the maid's 9 children.
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06-18-2016 03:32
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From what I've read, Jesus never had a problem with gay people. He also never wore pants.
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06-18-2016 03:29
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Worst Wedding Processional Song: Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats"
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06-18-2016 03:17
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There's a time and place for hipster beards. That time is the Civil War and that place is a stockade in a Confederate camp.
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06-18-2016 03:13
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Don't think I should wear my heart on my sleeve anymore....because that's usually where I sneeze and wipe my nose.
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06-18-2016 03:10
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I haven't dated since the 1990's, do people still use the pickup line "Wassssssupp?"
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06-18-2016 03:08
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I always wonder if the KKK pay double time for working on MLK Day or do they just get a new set of sheets with a higher thread count?
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06-18-2016 03:05
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Your body is not a wonderland. It is a city park, at best.
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06-18-2016 03:03
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Before the internet, no one had successful spelled the word "hemorrhoids".
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06-18-2016 03:01
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Your "Restroom For Customer Only" sign means nothing without a lock.
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06-18-2016 02:52
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It's cool that both Twitter and Games of Thrones are all about 140 characters.
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06-18-2016 02:48
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Disney will install warning signs to prevent future alligator attacks but sadly most alligators are illiterate.
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06-18-2016 02:44
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Until this recent Facebook trend I would have never guessed how many people were behind me in line with a gun under their shirt..
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06-18-2016 00:23
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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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06-17-2016 23:08
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Children fill a void in your life that you never knew existed. And promptly destroy everything else.
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06-17-2016 17:49 by
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