trump Funny Status Messages

   Melania Trump to have first state dinner by herself. Hmmmmmm, interesting.....

   I hate to admit it, but Trump is no good at being President. He can't do a simple task of uniting the people together.

   You know you're brainwashed when Donald Trump and FOX News have you convinced that the FBI are the bad guys and Russia are the good guys.

   Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. And also, he says he's been a good and faithful husband.

   Trump has repeatedly broken at least 4 of the 10 commandments: Adultery, theft, dishonesty, and coveting. Doesn't read the bible, go to church, ask for forgiveness from God, or repent. Yet the evangelical support him against the will of God.

   I'll be back soon. I have to go to the bathroom and take a massive Trump.

   The only way I would jump off the Trump train is if I find out he had sex with Hillary.

   What a great interview on ABC. I especially loved it when James Comey says President Trump is a serial liar, treats women like “meat” and is a “stain” on all who work for him. Greatest show ever!

   In your face Putin. Right in your stupid face. Go Trump!! Show Putin who the real boss is.

   When a double agent goes rogue. At long last looks like Trump has turned on his Russian handlers.

   If there's one person on the planet capable of rejecting President Trump's requests (without enduring the wrath of his Twitter fury), it's Melania Trump.

   "I'm building a wall around New Mexico too! I don't need any New Mexicans when I'm still trying to get rid of the old ones" - Donald Trump

   This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!

   If you don't like Trump...leave the country.simple as that.

   With all the misspelled words trump has tweeted. I hope he never tweets "Preparing to launch." In stead of "lunch"

   Trump: I was surprised to see they have a picture of me at the art gallery. Pence: Sir, that was a mirrow.

   How long do you think Tomi Lahren will wait to start sending nudes to Donald Trump Jr?

   *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form

   The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.

   Right Now: Fox News: Deadly bridge collapse in Miami. CNN: Trump witch hunt. MSLSD: Trump witch hunt.