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   messageicon Kanye should’ve interrupted Miley’s performance to say that Beyonce’s as$ would look better in those shorts.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Education should be free for all people willing to learn!
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To skip any youtbue ad just change ‘youtbue’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:13 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon There’s “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe, “over” in lover, “end” in friend, “ex” in “next”, & “if” in life.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Missing someone has been proven to cause insomnia. Being frustrated because you’re without that special someone keeps you awake.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren’t you going to put them away too? Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Basically the whole point of Facebook is so you can see if you’re prettier than your ex’s new girlfriend.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2014 is in 4 months.. Let that sink in
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times Square.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who squirt Ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not people you want in your life.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIL KIM IS STILL ALIVE?
←Rate | 08-25-2013 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking that girl was special, then you realized that she's like that with everyone.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say milk gives you strenght so I drank 5 glasses and still couldnt move a wall, I tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Mosquito landed on my friends face.. Easiest decision of my life..
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7 billion people, 14 billion faces.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how long you have been together, it's completely okay to walk out of someone's life if you just don't feel like you belong there anymore.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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