Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   People who go on to open a second Facebook account because you've reached your maximum number of friends, get a life!

   "If you think Golden Corral is fine steakhouse dining, you just might be a redneck."

   Hmmm ...Tuesday Bill Clinton has secret meeting on private jet with Attorney General Loretta Lynch, On Thursday The Attorney General has ALL Clinton Foundation emails sealed until 2018. Coincidence? or is it time to wake up to the corrupting of America!!

   Hillary Clinton has been on more private jets than Donald Trump ..... and hasn't paid for a single one of them ...

   You shoot down a Russian plane at your own peril Turkey. 1 Russian Pilot = 42 Dead Turks.

   The three men who carried out Tuesday’s deadly attack on Istanbul’s Ataturk airport were all from parts of the former USSR, Turkish sources say.

   ... DAMMIT ..... Stop the WORLD .... I wanna GET OFF!!!

   I bet most people supporting Hillary Clinton can't even SPELL "Marxist/Socialist" let alone even know what it means ... and why it is bad for America.

   It's safe to assume that anyone who has a wedding band tattooed on their finger was not a statistics major.

   Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.

   Just sliced my tongue open by eating ham with a knife because I was too lazy to grab a fork.

   Heterosexual Pride Day: It's great to see heterosexual people no longer have to live in fear because of who they're attracted to.

   I'm pretty opinionated for a guy who walks around the house talking to his dog in a Hillary Clinton voice.

   'm pretty opinionated for a guy who walks around the house talking to his dog in a Bernie Sanders voice.

   Trump will predict your weight. But if he gets it wrong you win a stuffed animal. No, one of the small ones the big ones are for show.

   This is what happens when you let the generation that invented words like BAE, YOLO and FLEEK vote.

   I would like to officially nominate Cersei Lannister to be the one to finally separate Church and State .... Once and For All!!!

   .... Looks like the United States is finally going to get it's chance to become a Marxist Socialist State thanx to the Liberals that run the country. I for one would like to welcome our new task masters ... Guess freedom really wasn't free ...

   I wish I'd say "Yes" to an aisle seat. Now I'm at the window, drunk and in charge of the emergency door. In case of emergency, climb over me.

   Congress' 2016 To-Do List: 1) Talk about Benghazi. 2) Write reports on Benghazi. 3) Talk more about Benghazi. 4) Take vacation. 5) Repeat.