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Where would I be without my mother? Probably in the middle of traffic, without my jacket on, talking to some stranger.
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06-06-2011 21:52 by BEGO
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I'm giving up on the silent treatment. Going to start talking to myself again.
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06-06-2011 21:29 by BEGO
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For Sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Never read because wife already knows everything.
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06-06-2011 21:28 by BEGO
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Hitting the LIKE button on your own Facebook status is like sending a text message to yourself then replying.
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06-06-2011 21:27 by BEGO
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Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend.
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06-06-2011 17:33 by BEGO
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You should like yourself because that is the only person you have to spend the rest of your life with.
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06-05-2011 22:52 by BEGO
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Creaking floorboards have been known to ruin the plans of thousands of teenagers.
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06-05-2011 22:50 by BEGO
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.
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06-05-2011 22:49 by BEGO
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Talk used to be cheap...then someone invented cell phones.
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06-05-2011 22:47 by BEGO
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Maybe your ex didn't take you for granted, but they sure took you for everything else.
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06-05-2011 22:44 by BEGO
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Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers,but now they drink like their damn Fathers...!!!
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06-05-2011 22:43 by BEGO
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We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
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06-03-2011 23:07 by BEGO
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Saw this person's photo on Facebook & I thought to myself ” DAMN I'D HIT THAT “……with a truck. “
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06-03-2011 23:05 by BEGO
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Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people “Happy Birthday,” ever.
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06-03-2011 23:04 by BEGO
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A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
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06-03-2011 23:03 by BEGO
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Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.
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06-03-2011 23:02 by BEGO
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No one ever seems to realize that when your EX says after you brake up, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you again," basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
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06-01-2011 22:44 by BEGO
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If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.
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06-01-2011 22:07 by BEGO
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WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.
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06-01-2011 22:06 by BEGO
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IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives.
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06-01-2011 22:05 by BEGO
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