love Funny Status Messages

   Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.

   "Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts." I love it!

   Problem is people confuse LOVE with BUSINESS. If you are with her because she gives the best BJs and she is with you because you pay all her bills then thats not a LOVE affair, that's just a BUSINESS arrangement.

   I love long, romantic walks to the fridge ♥

   8yrs ago my wife decided to keep me when nobody else would. I bet she regrets that at least every other day. I definitely got the better half of the deal. Happy Anniversary Honey. Love you lots. And a special thanks to you, Facebook for reminding me;)

   The Bible teaches you to love - and the Kamasutra explains how

   My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.

   My girlfriend loves it when I talk dirty to her during sex. I'm pissed off at her though, so tonight when we make love I'm going to tell her how beautiful she is.

   maybe jfraze should read the homepage that sais statuses for facebook...just sayin....Love not anger..

   Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

   Love her, Respect her, Surprise her, Never lie, Care about her, Text her first, Keep her happy, and make her feel beautiful

   There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.

   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars & trucks team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

   Why does Stevie Wonder love seeded hamburger rolls? Because of the jokes written on top.

   Anyone else love it when they text too fast that their phone can not keep up and when you are finished it looks like it is doing it by itself?! Or is it just me?

   i love the people who say their company is priceless!!.. to me if it lacks a price, it more likely worthless!!

   I love Hitchhiker's, they always give Me a Thumbs up Every time I pass by them

   DNA Tests today confirmed danny devito is arnolds love child..

   I love when bicthes make status about how much the hate b**ches

   My wife: you wanna watch Glee? Me: you know, I'd love to but I was gonna drink battery acid and teabag a poison ivy bush..