love Funny Status Messages

   My girlfriend loves it when I talk dirty to her during sex. I'm pissed off at her though, so tonight when we make love I'm going to tell her how beautiful she is.

   maybe jfraze should read the homepage that sais statuses for facebook...just sayin....Love not anger..

   Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

   Love her, Respect her, Surprise her, Never lie, Care about her, Text her first, Keep her happy, and make her feel beautiful

   There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.

   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars & trucks team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

   Why does Stevie Wonder love seeded hamburger rolls? Because of the jokes written on top.

   Anyone else love it when they text too fast that their phone can not keep up and when you are finished it looks like it is doing it by itself?! Or is it just me?

   i love the people who say their company is priceless!!.. to me if it lacks a price, it more likely worthless!!

   I love Hitchhiker's, they always give Me a Thumbs up Every time I pass by them

   DNA Tests today confirmed danny devito is arnolds love child..

   I love when bicthes make status about how much the hate b**ches

   My wife: you wanna watch Glee? Me: you know, I'd love to but I was gonna drink battery acid and teabag a poison ivy bush..

   Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries.

   i love zombies, we got a lot in common... we both want some brain.

   " I love you" should never be used in the form of a question.

   Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Ready, Aim and Fire.

   I can't breath through my nose, I'm in a perpetual state of sneeze, my eyes are watery, there is something crawling on my back and up my leg!!! OMG I love Spring!!!

   They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.

   "Thor" is the #1 movie -- proving there's nothing Americans love watching more than an immigrant who's good with a hammer.