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A new poll says 50% want Trump and 50% want Killary... Me?... I just want a lobotomy..
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07-17-2016 22:30 by
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The NRA finally said how to tell a good guy with a gun from a bad guy with a gun. It involves pigmentation.
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I'm old enough now to realize the only pork in "Pork and Beans" was an inedible piece of bacon fat
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07-17-2016 20:25 by
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Done! Just completed my weekend to-do list from 2007.
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07-17-2016 14:47
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Everyone is an atheist until you drop their baby....
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07-17-2016 14:45
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Ironically, the new Trump-Pence campaign logo looks like it would be illegal in Indiana.
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07-17-2016 14:44
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I think all 3 of my ex girlfriends have sold Herbalife, so yeah, I'm doing really great!!!
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07-17-2016 14:43
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Question: Is military coup an option for the 2016 US presidential election?
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07-17-2016 14:41
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Apply NRA Logic To Anything: My best friend's cat would have been alive if he'd been able to defend himself against quantum mechanics.
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07-17-2016 14:40
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Kids wonder about too many things for people who haven't been high.
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07-17-2016 14:37
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Does chewing on a slipper while having sex count as 'doggy style'?
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07-17-2016 14:36
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It's not polluting if the bottles you throw out of the car window into the lake have a note inside of them.
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07-17-2016 14:34
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Trick friends into believing you went on a tropical vacation by having your hair braided.
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07-17-2016 14:33
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The closest I get to reading a book is the synopsis of a movie I'm about to watch.
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07-17-2016 14:32
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Even Clint Eastwood's chair is refusing to appear at the Republican National Convention.
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07-17-2016 14:30
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I keep a glass of water on the nightstand in case I want to get up in the middle of the night and spill something.
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07-17-2016 13:52
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Has anyone tried the new Trump APP its like Pokemon but instead your looking for Mexican's..
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07-17-2016 12:25
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How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon Go player with my car?
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07-17-2016 12:14 by
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Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.
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07-17-2016 09:39
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Political posts on facebook actually makes me miss Farmville requests and pictures of cats and dogs :)
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