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   messageicon will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon So where are all the Clown Rights groups? #ClownLivesMatter
←Rate | 10-06-2016 12:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone needs to ask Hillary and Donald what they are planing to do about this growing and serious Clown Crisis?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thousands of Clown sightings all across the Nation, The candidates running for President. Yes, this is clearly and definitely ... The Year of the Clown.
←Rate | 10-06-2016 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are attacked by a mob of Clowns ... Go for the Juggler.
←Rate | 10-06-2016 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN Just announced that Hillary won the next Debate.
←Rate | 10-06-2016 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
←Rate | 10-06-2016 04:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 21:34 by jcow1den Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are there a whole lot of folks who get that stupid prompt to download the latest apple itunes and quicktime update 5 times a week??
←Rate | 10-05-2016 20:45 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So, for this year, I'm dressing up as 3% phone battery.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 15:22 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait til this election travesty is over so we can all get back to disliking each other for reasons other than poor political choices.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I’m saying is now might be a good time to check the Paris pawn shops for some good deals on jewelry.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:49 by Psycho Sid Comments (0)  


   messageicon The opening question of the VP Debate was basically if you were Kiefer Sutherland do you think you'd make a great Designated Survivor?
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clown Lives Matter
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:47 by Michael Hall Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can teach a pet dog to go fetch your paper...a pet cat will teach you to go F@#K yourself.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 07:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to write a book of inspirational quotes & then I'm going to jump off a bridge because I want my readers to be thoroughly confused.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 05:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't stand up for the national anthem = USA hater. Don't stand up & pay taxes to support the national infrastructure = genius businessman?
←Rate | 10-05-2016 05:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama loves the Poor so much that he created Millions more.
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:38 Comments (0)  




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